Parents are not always right

My wife and I have been at home for a while now.

Like everybody else.

But we don’t talk.

We have great sex but that’s about it.

We realised we didn’t know each other.

Our parents thought we’d be good together.

We’ve been around each other since we were kids.

We agreed with them.

But we were clearly wrong.

Because no wife on mine would press the tube of toothpaste from the middle.

We’re getting divorced.