Domestic violence

I had a friend once,

She had a generous lover,

His specialty was giving her matching gifts.

First he gave her a broken nose and a hoodie to hide her face,

Next he gave her a black eye to match the Dior shades he’d earlier got her.

A Versace scarf for the scars on her neck,

A BMW for the STD.

She gladly took them all.

Including his life!