Jailed for 3 months

It was my birthday. I had to celebrate it.

But I didn’t have the funds.

My friends were not having it. I had to celebrate it.

I asked them for the funds. They didn’t have either.

But I had to celebrate it.

I gathered the funds.

We ate and drank. I even got a good lay.

It’s been three months.

None of my friends are answering their phones.

Maybe it’s because my creditors have locked me up.